Critics can say a lot of things about the campaign of Republican presidential contender Sen. John McCain, but "they lack a sense of humor" isn't one of them.

Democratic nominee Sen. Barack Obama will be accepting his party's nod with a speech at what used to be Mile High Stadium, on a set that is said to resemble everything from the White House Rose Garden to an ancient Greek temple.

Team McCain took the "temple" theme and ran with it, alerting the media as to the proper attire for the event.

Find the memo here. I won't ruin it for you, but suffice it to say that here in the Cheap Seats, we think fondly of any campaign document that invokes "Animal House."