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winchesterguy13 commented on Volunteer Farms faces closure
I never even knew there was such a place! What a shame that it needs so much money to keep going. Hopefully someone can step up and donate some this equipment they need. Can't they sell some of the produce to local stores to help with the costs?...
jm commented on Mercury Paper: Insurer seeks $1 million in lawsuit
Where I work we do a safty check of the forklifts at the beginning of each shift. It is like buying a car. You dont keep driving without regular maintenance and then try to blame the seller when something goes wrong....
wolfcr commented on Volunteer Farms faces closure
Where's Big Bill Holtzman now? Still busy underpaying his employees and not giving them health benefits. He must have saved up enough by now to step in and help this operation. Do it by the end of the year Bill and it's still deductible....
Rusty commented on Volunteer Farms faces closure
Maybe Big-Bro O can bail it out and turn it into the first of many Gov't Collective Farms....
shendoah1 commented on Volunteer Farms faces closure
I've been through the farm a few times. Seems like a nice operation. They have a nice irrigation pond out back, with some pumps running off of it, if i remember right! Looks like they have some office staff. Some of that 100K goes to employ them i'm sure. Local jobs are well needed....

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} else { echo 'Alex Bridges '; } ?> Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } ?> Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Aviation '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Aviation '; } ?> Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Basye '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Basye '; } ?> Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $b ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $c ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $d ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $e ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $f ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $g ) { echo 'Berryville '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Berryville '; } ?> Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Boyce '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Boyce '; } ?> Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $b ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $c ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $d ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $e ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $f ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $g ) { echo 'Breaking News '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Breaking News '; } ?> Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Briefs '; // Really big category! 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} else { echo 'Environment '; } ?> Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } ?> Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $b ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $c ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $d ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $e ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $f ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $g ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } ?> Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } ?> Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fort Valley '; } ?> Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $b ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $c ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $d ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $e ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $f ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $g ) { echo 'Frederick County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Frederick County '; } ?> Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $b ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $c ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $d ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $e ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $f ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $g ) { echo 'Front Royal '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Front Royal '; } ?> George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } ?> Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Guest Column '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Guest Column '; } ?> Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Hard Times '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Hard Times '; } ?> Health '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Health '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Health '; } ?> History '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'History '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'History '; } ?> Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Holidays '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Holidays '; } ?> Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Homes '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Homes '; } ?> In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $b ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $c ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $d ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $e ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $f ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $g ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } ?> Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } ?> Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $b ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $c ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $d ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $e ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $f ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $g ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Joe Beck '; } ?> Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $b ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $c ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $d ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $e ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $f ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $g ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } ?> Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $b ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $c ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $d ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $e ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $f ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $g ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Kim Walter '; } ?> Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Ledger '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Ledger '; } ?> Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Livestock '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Livestock '; } ?> Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Local Markets '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Local Markets '; } ?> Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Maurertown '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Maurertown '; } ?> Media '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Media '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Media '; } ?> Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Middletown '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Middletown '; } ?> Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } ?> Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Moms '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Moms '; } ?> Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } ?> New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'New Market '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'New Market '; } ?> Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Page County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Page County '; } ?> Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } ?> Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $b ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $c ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $d ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $e ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $f ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $g ) { echo 'Politics '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Politics '; } ?> Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } ?> Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Quicksburg '; } ?> Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Religion '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Religion '; } ?> Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Rockingham County '; } ?> RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'RSW Jail '; } ?> Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Sally Voth '; } ?> School News '; } elseif (15 <= $b ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $c ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $d ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $e ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $f ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $g ) { echo 'School News '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'School News '; } ?> Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $b ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $c ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $d ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $e ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $f ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $g ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } ?> Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } ?> Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Star Tannery '; } ?> State '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'State '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'State '; } ?> Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Stephens City '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Stephens City '; } ?> Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } ?> Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $b ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $c ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $d ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $e ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $f ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $g ) { echo 'Strasburg '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Strasburg '; } ?> Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Toms Brook '; } ?> Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $b ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $c ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $d ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $e ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $f ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $g ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } ?> Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Utilities '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Utilities '; } ?> Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Valley 911 '; } ?> Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $b ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $c ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $d ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $e ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $f ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $g ) { echo 'Warren County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Warren County '; } ?> Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $b ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $c ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $d ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $e ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $f ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $g ) { echo 'Weather '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Weather '; } ?> West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'West Virginia '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'West Virginia '; } ?> Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Winchester '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Winchester '; } ?> Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Woodstock '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Woodstock '; } ?> Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Year in Review '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Year in Review '; } ?>

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