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  • Katybug commented on Two terms for Obama
    I fully agree. I stopped watching tv news, never listened to radio news. I do read it from multiple sources, even international on a regular basis because I do want to understand besides I actually enjoy reading. I just wish more people realized they are being entertained instead of informed, we'd have a lot less problems....
  • shendoah1 commented on Two terms for Obama
    ahh this racism gaggle/google/ gabble., etc. I'll have to post another day, because election day was a few days ago. I did vote in Mr. obama. He was relatively relative. The election signs need to come down wheter being Romeny or for Obama!...
  • shendoah1 commented on Two terms for Obama
    Please Obozaooo, or whatever this guy nickname? I'm just wishing that My interest rates on my house go down, and that my relatives that have less money then I, get the food that they need. I'm just letting my dried beans sett in there water....
  • jaydondance commented on Two terms for Obama
    i was to be done with this post, but then i read in todays paper that buckwheat, ah...sorry, spanky doesn't know anyone who voted because of color.....yea right. better get out from under that rock, you are going to lose your tan....
  • winchesterguy13 commented on Two terms for Obama
    Spanky, they have tissue paper at the dollar store, and it is cheap like you like it!! So get over there and dry your crying eyes as the governor, two senators, and the president are Dems, you know, the working mans' party. You must be a millionaire or delusional to have voted for the Rongmy. Thanks God that Obama won. Now everyone will be able to get health care and the system will join the other civilized nations of the world in not letting poor people die without simple procedures....

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} else { echo 'Alex Bridges '; } ?> Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } ?> Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Aviation '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Aviation '; } ?> Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Basye '; // Really big category! 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} else { echo 'Briefs '; } ?> Business '; } elseif (13 <= $b ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (13 <= $c ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (13 <= $d ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (13 <= $e ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (13 <= $f ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (13 <= $g ) { echo 'Business '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Business '; } ?> Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Charities '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Charities '; } ?> Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Civil War '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Civil War '; } ?> Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Clarke County '; // Really big category! 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} else { echo 'Environment '; } ?> Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } ?> Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (16 <= $b ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (16 <= $c ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (16 <= $d ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (16 <= $e ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (16 <= $f ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (16 <= $g ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } ?> Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } ?> Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fort Valley '; } ?> Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $b ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $c ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $d ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $e ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $f ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $g ) { echo 'Frederick County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Frederick County '; } ?> Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $b ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $c ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $d ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $e ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $f ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $g ) { echo 'Front Royal '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Front Royal '; } ?> George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } ?> Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Guest Column '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Guest Column '; } ?> Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Hard Times '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Hard Times '; } ?> Health '; } elseif (21 <= $b ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (21 <= $c ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (21 <= $d ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (21 <= $e ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (21 <= $f ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (21 <= $g ) { echo 'Health '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Health '; } ?> History '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'History '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'History '; } ?> Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Holidays '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Holidays '; } ?> Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Homes '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Homes '; } ?> In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $b ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $c ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $d ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $e ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $f ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $g ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } ?> Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } ?> Joe Beck '; } elseif (46 <= $b ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (46 <= $c ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (46 <= $d ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (46 <= $e ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (46 <= $f ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (46 <= $g ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Joe Beck '; } ?> Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $b ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $c ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $d ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $e ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $f ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $g ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } ?> Kim Walter '; } elseif (31 <= $b ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (31 <= $c ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (31 <= $d ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (31 <= $e ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (31 <= $f ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (31 <= $g ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Kim Walter '; } ?> Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Ledger '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Ledger '; } ?> Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Livestock '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Livestock '; } ?> Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Local Markets '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Local Markets '; } ?> Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Maurertown '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Maurertown '; } ?> Media '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Media '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Media '; } ?> Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Middletown '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Middletown '; } ?> Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } ?> Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Moms '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Moms '; } ?> Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } ?> New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'New Market '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'New Market '; } ?> Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Page County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Page County '; } ?> Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } ?> Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $b ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $c ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $d ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $e ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $f ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $g ) { echo 'Politics '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Politics '; } ?> Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } ?> Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Quicksburg '; } ?> Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Religion '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Religion '; } ?> Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Rockingham County '; } ?> RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'RSW Jail '; } ?> Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $b ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $c ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $d ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $e ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $f ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $g ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Sally Voth '; } ?> School News '; } elseif (15 <= $b ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $c ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $d ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $e ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $f ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $g ) { echo 'School News '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'School News '; } ?> Shenandoah County '; } elseif (43 <= $b ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (43 <= $c ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (43 <= $d ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (43 <= $e ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (43 <= $f ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (43 <= $g ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } ?> Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } ?> Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Star Tannery '; } ?> State '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'State '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'State '; } ?> Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Stephens City '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Stephens City '; } ?> Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } ?> Strasburg '; } elseif (24 <= $b ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (24 <= $c ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (24 <= $d ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (24 <= $e ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (24 <= $f ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (24 <= $g ) { echo 'Strasburg '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Strasburg '; } ?> Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Toms Brook '; } ?> Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $b ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $c ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $d ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $e ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $f ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $g ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } ?> Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Utilities '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Utilities '; } ?> Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Valley 911 '; } ?> Warren County '; } elseif (50 <= $b ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (50 <= $c ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (50 <= $d ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (50 <= $e ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (50 <= $f ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (50 <= $g ) { echo 'Warren County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Warren County '; } ?> Weather '; } elseif (11 <= $b ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (11 <= $c ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (11 <= $d ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (11 <= $e ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (11 <= $f ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (11 <= $g ) { echo 'Weather '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Weather '; } ?> West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'West Virginia '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'West Virginia '; } ?> Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Winchester '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Winchester '; } ?> Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $b ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $c ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $d ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $e ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $f ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $g ) { echo 'Woodstock '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Woodstock '; } ?> Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Year in Review '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Year in Review '; } ?>



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