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ROFLMAO commented on Advocating for activism
noffy, the words you're looking for are " I don't know how to stop letting my mouth write a check my rear end can't cash." Are you from Poland? ROFLMAO...
wondering commented on Advocating for activism
So no answer noffy? Please enlighten me....
Tstar commented on Advocating for activism
With that having been said, if God forbid we ever have a Hurricane Katrina-like storm or some other devasting national/local disaster, please aid FEMA, the National Guard, and the White House by getting out of the way so the government can help those who really need it and not try to help those that are better helped by their neighbors....
barbp commented on Advocating for activism
Dan. Ahem, only Democratic congressman???? You might want to check that statement out with some congressional pages or summer interns. You could also read some news articles dating back to the 80s....
jerri commented on Official wants proof fire situation is dire
OMG.. I knew yrs ago this was going to happen. People this is what needs to happen. We need the paid staff truth be known. But we need the money to pay for them right. So if BACK woods thinking Woodstock and the county would allow business to come here. Whether it being for once a nice place to eat. Because GOD knows we have nothing in Woodstock. You won’t to go out to eat at a nice place you have to go to Winchester or Harrisonburg. But that’s another story for another day. Or allowing something, anything, other then...

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Agency on Aging '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Agency on Aging '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Agency on Aging '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Agency on Aging '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Agency on Aging '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Agency on Aging '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Agency on Aging '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Agency on Aging '; } ?> Agriculture '; } elseif (8 <= $b ) { echo 'Agriculture '; } elseif (8 <= $c ) { echo 'Agriculture '; } elseif (8 <= $d ) { echo 'Agriculture '; } elseif (8 <= $e ) { echo 'Agriculture '; } elseif (8 <= $f ) { echo 'Agriculture '; } elseif (8 <= $g ) { echo 'Agriculture '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Agriculture '; } ?> Alex Bridges '; } elseif (45 <= $b ) { echo 'Alex Bridges '; } elseif (45 <= $c ) { echo 'Alex Bridges '; } elseif (45 <= $d ) { echo 'Alex Bridges '; } elseif (45 <= $e ) { echo 'Alex Bridges '; } elseif (45 <= $f ) { echo 'Alex Bridges '; } elseif (45 <= $g ) { echo 'Alex Bridges '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Alex Bridges '; } ?> Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Apple Blossom Festival '; } ?> Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Aviation '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Aviation '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Aviation '; } ?> Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Basye '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Basye '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Basye '; } ?> Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $b ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $c ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $d ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $e ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $f ) { echo 'Berryville '; } elseif (5 <= $g ) { echo 'Berryville '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Berryville '; } ?> Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Boyce '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Boyce '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Boyce '; } ?> Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $b ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $c ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $d ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $e ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $f ) { echo 'Breaking News '; } elseif (193 <= $g ) { echo 'Breaking News '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Breaking News '; } ?> Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Briefs '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Briefs '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Briefs '; } ?> Business '; } elseif (15 <= $b ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (15 <= $c ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (15 <= $d ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (15 <= $e ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (15 <= $f ) { echo 'Business '; } elseif (15 <= $g ) { echo 'Business '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Business '; } ?> Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Charities '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Charities '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Charities '; } ?> Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Civil War '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Civil War '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Civil War '; } ?> Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Clarke County '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Clarke County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Clarke County '; } ?> Colleges '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Colleges '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Colleges '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Colleges '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Colleges '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Colleges '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Colleges '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Colleges '; } ?> Corrections '; } elseif (11 <= $b ) { echo 'Corrections '; } elseif (11 <= $c ) { echo 'Corrections '; } elseif (11 <= $d ) { echo 'Corrections '; } elseif (11 <= $e ) { echo 'Corrections '; } elseif (11 <= $f ) { echo 'Corrections '; } elseif (11 <= $g ) { echo 'Corrections '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Corrections '; } ?> Courthouse Notes: Permits, Transactions '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Courthouse Notes: Permits, Transactions '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Courthouse Notes: Permits, Transactions '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Courthouse Notes: Permits, Transactions '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Courthouse Notes: Permits, Transactions '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Courthouse Notes: Permits, Transactions '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Courthouse Notes: Permits, Transactions '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Courthouse Notes: Permits, Transactions '; } ?> Courts & Legal News '; } elseif (53 <= $b ) { echo 'Courts & Legal News '; } elseif (53 <= $c ) { echo 'Courts & Legal News '; } elseif (53 <= $d ) { echo 'Courts & Legal News '; } elseif (53 <= $e ) { echo 'Courts & Legal News '; } elseif (53 <= $f ) { echo 'Courts & Legal News '; } elseif (53 <= $g ) { echo 'Courts & Legal News '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Courts & Legal News '; } ?> Crime & Public Safety '; } elseif (88 <= $b ) { echo 'Crime & Public Safety '; } elseif (88 <= $c ) { echo 'Crime & Public Safety '; } elseif (88 <= $d ) { echo 'Crime & Public Safety '; } elseif (88 <= $e ) { echo 'Crime & Public Safety '; } elseif (88 <= $f ) { echo 'Crime & Public Safety '; } elseif (88 <= $g ) { echo 'Crime & Public Safety '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Crime & Public Safety '; } ?> Economy and Jobs '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Economy and Jobs '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Economy and Jobs '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Economy and Jobs '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Economy and Jobs '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Economy and Jobs '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Economy and Jobs '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Economy and Jobs '; } ?> Edinburg '; } elseif (6 <= $b ) { echo 'Edinburg '; } elseif (6 <= $c ) { echo 'Edinburg '; } elseif (6 <= $d ) { echo 'Edinburg '; } elseif (6 <= $e ) { echo 'Edinburg '; } elseif (6 <= $f ) { echo 'Edinburg '; } elseif (6 <= $g ) { echo 'Edinburg '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Edinburg '; } ?> Education '; } elseif (9 <= $b ) { echo 'Education '; } elseif (9 <= $c ) { echo 'Education '; } elseif (9 <= $d ) { echo 'Education '; } elseif (9 <= $e ) { echo 'Education '; } elseif (9 <= $f ) { echo 'Education '; } elseif (9 <= $g ) { echo 'Education '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Education '; } ?> Edward N. Bell '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Edward N. Bell '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Edward N. Bell '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Edward N. Bell '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Edward N. Bell '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Edward N. Bell '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Edward N. Bell '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Edward N. Bell '; } ?> Election 2012 '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Election 2012 '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Election 2012 '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Election 2012 '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Election 2012 '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Election 2012 '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Election 2012 '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Election 2012 '; } ?> Entertainment '; } elseif (9 <= $b ) { echo 'Entertainment '; } elseif (9 <= $c ) { echo 'Entertainment '; } elseif (9 <= $d ) { echo 'Entertainment '; } elseif (9 <= $e ) { echo 'Entertainment '; } elseif (9 <= $f ) { echo 'Entertainment '; } elseif (9 <= $g ) { echo 'Entertainment '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Entertainment '; } ?> Environment '; } elseif (5 <= $b ) { echo 'Environment '; } elseif (5 <= $c ) { echo 'Environment '; } elseif (5 <= $d ) { echo 'Environment '; } elseif (5 <= $e ) { echo 'Environment '; } elseif (5 <= $f ) { echo 'Environment '; } elseif (5 <= $g ) { echo 'Environment '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Environment '; } ?> Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fairs & Festivals '; } ?> Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $b ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $c ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $d ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $e ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $f ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } elseif (15 <= $g ) { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fire & Rescue '; } ?> Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Fishers Hill '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } ?> Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fort Valley '; } ?> Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $b ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $c ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $d ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $e ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $f ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (23 <= $g ) { echo 'Frederick County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Frederick County '; } ?> Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $b ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $c ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $d ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $e ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $f ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (34 <= $g ) { echo 'Front Royal '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Front Royal '; } ?> George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } ?> Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Guest Column '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Guest Column '; } ?> Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Hard Times '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Hard Times '; } ?> Health '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Health '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Health '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Health '; } ?> History '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'History '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'History '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'History '; } ?> Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Holidays '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Holidays '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Holidays '; } ?> Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Homes '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Homes '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Homes '; } ?> In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $b ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $c ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $d ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $e ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $f ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } elseif (34 <= $g ) { echo 'In The Spotlight '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'In The Spotlight '; } ?> Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Jeff Nations '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Jeff Nations '; } ?> Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $b ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $c ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $d ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $e ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $f ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; } elseif (43 <= $g ) { echo 'Joe Beck '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Joe Beck '; } ?> Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $b ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $c ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $d ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $e ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $f ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } elseif (8 <= $g ) { echo 'Josette Keelor '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Josette Keelor '; } ?> Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $b ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $c ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $d ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $e ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $f ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; } elseif (29 <= $g ) { echo 'Kim Walter '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Kim Walter '; } ?> Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Ledger '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Ledger '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Ledger '; } ?> Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Livestock '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Livestock '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Livestock '; } ?> Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Local Markets '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Local Markets '; } ?> Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Maurertown '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Maurertown '; } ?> Media '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Media '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Media '; } ?> Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Middletown '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Middletown '; } ?> Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } ?> Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Moms '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Moms '; } ?> Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } ?> New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'New Market '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'New Market '; } ?> Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Page County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Page County '; } ?> Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } ?> Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $b ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $c ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $d ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $e ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $f ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $g ) { echo 'Politics '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Politics '; } ?> Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } ?> Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Quicksburg '; } ?> Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Religion '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Religion '; } ?> Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Rockingham County '; } ?> RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'RSW Jail '; } ?> Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Sally Voth '; } ?> School News '; } elseif (15 <= $b ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $c ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $d ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $e ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $f ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $g ) { echo 'School News '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'School News '; } ?> Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $b ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $c ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $d ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $e ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $f ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (44 <= $g ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } ?> Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } ?> Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Star Tannery '; } ?> State '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'State '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'State '; } ?> Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Stephens City '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Stephens City '; } ?> Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } ?> Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $b ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $c ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $d ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $e ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $f ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (22 <= $g ) { echo 'Strasburg '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Strasburg '; } ?> Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Toms Brook '; } ?> Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $b ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $c ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $d ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $e ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $f ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (17 <= $g ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } ?> Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Utilities '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Utilities '; } ?> Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Valley 911 '; } ?> Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $b ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $c ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $d ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $e ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $f ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (49 <= $g ) { echo 'Warren County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Warren County '; } ?> Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $b ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $c ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $d ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $e ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $f ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (10 <= $g ) { echo 'Weather '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Weather '; } ?> West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'West Virginia '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'West Virginia '; } ?> Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Winchester '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Winchester '; } ?> Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Woodstock '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Woodstock '; } ?> Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Year in Review '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Year in Review '; } ?>

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