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miller commented on Va. escapes worst of recession but new fears ahead
You're "right" I hate seeing all those teachers pass me on the highway in their Mercedes, BMWs, and Land Rovers. Maybe if they spent more time learning how to teach instead of taking sem-annual cruises to Europe we'd be better off......
song98 commented on Va. escapes worst of recession but new fears ahead
Miller, did you really say "---I hate to see all those teachers pass me on the highway in their Mercedes, BMWs, and Land Rovers". You are kidding, right?? I don't know what kind of teachers you know, but the teachers I know, especially here in the Shenandoah Valley, are sure not making anywhere near that kind of money to afford high-dollar cars on their salary no matter how many years they have been teaching. It is always possible some teacher could be married to a non-teacher spouse who makes lots of money and can buy a very expensive car, but...
The Grand Wazoo commented on Va. escapes worst of recession but new fears ahead
Miller you have what most call "Penis Envy!"...
poochie commented on Va. escapes worst of recession but new fears ahead
Good luck in getting a job with the federal government - unless you are already in the federal government. Here is how the system works: an agency posts a job announcement on USAJobs. Usually there are companion announcements - one for the public and another identical one for status candidates. The applicant fills out a form, attaches a resume and answers a series of questions. For questions (and any accompanying essays) for the public, a grade is given (just like in school). For the public, unless the applicant scores an "A" he/she is not on the list sent to the...
shendoah1 commented on Va. escapes worst of recession but new fears ahead
Wazoo, that comment was hillarious!...

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} else { echo 'Fishers Hill '; } ?> Fort Valley '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Fort Valley '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Fort Valley '; } ?> Frederick County '; } elseif (24 <= $b ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (24 <= $c ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (24 <= $d ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (24 <= $e ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (24 <= $f ) { echo 'Frederick County '; } elseif (24 <= $g ) { echo 'Frederick County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Frederick County '; } ?> Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $b ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $c ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $d ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $e ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $f ) { echo 'Front Royal '; } elseif (33 <= $g ) { echo 'Front Royal '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Front Royal '; } ?> George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'George Washington National Forest '; } ?> Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Guest Column '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Guest Column '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Guest Column '; } ?> Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Hard Times '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Hard Times '; // Really big category! 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} else { echo 'Livestock '; } ?> Local Markets '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Local Markets '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Local Markets '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Local Markets '; } ?> Maurertown '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Maurertown '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Maurertown '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Maurertown '; } ?> Media '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Media '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Media '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Media '; } ?> Middletown '; } elseif (6 <= $b ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (6 <= $c ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (6 <= $d ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (6 <= $e ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (6 <= $f ) { echo 'Middletown '; } elseif (6 <= $g ) { echo 'Middletown '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Middletown '; } ?> Military & Veterans '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Military & Veterans '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Military & Veterans '; } ?> Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Moms '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Moms '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Moms '; } ?> Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Mt. Jackson '; } ?> New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'New Market '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'New Market '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'New Market '; } ?> Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Page County '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Page County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Page County '; } ?> Pets & Animals '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Pets & Animals '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Pets & Animals '; } ?> Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $b ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $c ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $d ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $e ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $f ) { echo 'Politics '; } elseif (6 <= $g ) { echo 'Politics '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Politics '; } ?> Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Progress 2013 '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Progress 2013 '; } ?> Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Quicksburg '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Quicksburg '; } ?> Religion '; } elseif (3 <= $b ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (3 <= $c ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (3 <= $d ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (3 <= $e ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (3 <= $f ) { echo 'Religion '; } elseif (3 <= $g ) { echo 'Religion '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Religion '; } ?> Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Rockingham County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Rockingham County '; } ?> RSW Jail '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'RSW Jail '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'RSW Jail '; } ?> Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $b ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $c ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $d ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $e ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $f ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; } elseif (17 <= $g ) { echo 'Sally Voth '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Sally Voth '; } ?> School News '; } elseif (15 <= $b ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $c ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $d ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $e ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $f ) { echo 'School News '; } elseif (15 <= $g ) { echo 'School News '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'School News '; } ?> Shenandoah County '; } elseif (41 <= $b ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (41 <= $c ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (41 <= $d ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (41 <= $e ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (41 <= $f ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } elseif (41 <= $g ) { echo 'Shenandoah County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Shenandoah County '; } ?> Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Shenandoah Farms Volunteer Fire Department '; } ?> Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Star Tannery '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Star Tannery '; } ?> State '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'State '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'State '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'State '; } ?> Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $b ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $c ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $d ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $e ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $f ) { echo 'Stephens City '; } elseif (4 <= $g ) { echo 'Stephens City '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Stephens City '; } ?> Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $b ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $c ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $d ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $e ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $f ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } elseif (7 <= $g ) { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Steven A. Boyce '; } ?> Strasburg '; } elseif (23 <= $b ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (23 <= $c ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (23 <= $d ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (23 <= $e ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (23 <= $f ) { echo 'Strasburg '; } elseif (23 <= $g ) { echo 'Strasburg '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Strasburg '; } ?> Toms Brook '; } elseif (1 <= $b ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (1 <= $c ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (1 <= $d ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (1 <= $e ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (1 <= $f ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; } elseif (1 <= $g ) { echo 'Toms Brook '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Toms Brook '; } ?> Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (16 <= $b ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (16 <= $c ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (16 <= $d ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (16 <= $e ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (16 <= $f ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } elseif (16 <= $g ) { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Traffic & Transportation '; } ?> Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $b ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $c ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $d ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $e ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $f ) { echo 'Utilities '; } elseif (2 <= $g ) { echo 'Utilities '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Utilities '; } ?> Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Valley 911 '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Valley 911 '; } ?> Warren County '; } elseif (52 <= $b ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (52 <= $c ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (52 <= $d ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (52 <= $e ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (52 <= $f ) { echo 'Warren County '; } elseif (52 <= $g ) { echo 'Warren County '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Warren County '; } ?> Weather '; } elseif (13 <= $b ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (13 <= $c ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (13 <= $d ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (13 <= $e ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (13 <= $f ) { echo 'Weather '; } elseif (13 <= $g ) { echo 'Weather '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Weather '; } ?> West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'West Virginia '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'West Virginia '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'West Virginia '; } ?> Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $b ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $c ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $d ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $e ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $f ) { echo 'Winchester '; } elseif (19 <= $g ) { echo 'Winchester '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Winchester '; } ?> Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $b ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $c ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $d ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $e ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $f ) { echo 'Woodstock '; } elseif (18 <= $g ) { echo 'Woodstock '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Woodstock '; } ?> Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $b ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $c ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $d ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $e ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $f ) { echo 'Year in Review '; } elseif (0 <= $g ) { echo 'Year in Review '; // Really big category! } else { echo 'Year in Review '; } ?>

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