I am your voice. Only I can fix it.

Editor:

I am your voice. Only I can fix it.

We will build a wall and Mexico will pay for it. I’m a really smart genius. I know more than the generals do. I know more than the CIA and the NSA and the FBI all put together. Putin says he didn’t do it. I don’t believe the scientists. I know things. Climate change is a hoax. I am your voice. Only I can fix it.

I don’t know those women, never did. Manafort was a nobody. I hardly knew him. He and Michael Flynn are good guys though. Michael Cohen is a rat. There should be a law against being a rat. Caravans are coming! Caravans infiltrated with ISIS and diseases and killers! I feel your pain, furloughed workers. I know exactly what you are going through, the sacrifices you are making. I know that you support me. I get calls from you every day telling me that you do. The Chinese are more trustworthy and honorable than Chuck and Nancy. Kim Jong too.

I am your voice. Only I can fix it. The massive tax cuts were my gift to you. We have protected the environment for way too long. Coddled it actually. To the detriment of our corporations. Corporations are people too, and they care about you, just as I do. I never said that Mexico would pay for the wall. The whole world used to laugh at us. Not anymore. America first! Every nation for itself! We have been chumps and suckers for way too long. The earth is flat and is the center of our solar system. Believe it. Walls came before wheels. Wheels are on all of the cars. No one calls wheels medieval. Don’t even get me started on Fake News. I have no ties that bind.

I am your voice. Only I can fix it. I am your voice. Only I can fix it. I am your voice.

Mark Pierce, M.D., Maurertown